I heard through the grapevine some of my posts make me sound depressed and in utter distress. Here is a disclaimer to say I don’t currently need anyone to fly out and save me, however I appreciate the sentiment. My work wives, friends, CBT, and positivity are serving me well.
My first blog post was about a poetry slam I went to about 2 years ago. It gave me inspiration to write a poem about the crappy things I’ve been told by men. I’m not quite a poet, so I simply made a list. I threw in some happy quotes for those of you worried about me. I also respect my happiness, so these are memories I am comfortable reliving and do not include painful research.
I can’t love you the way you want me to.
This is your fault.
I don’t have time to invest in a relationship right now and it doesn’t seem fair to make you wait for that to change.
I had fun with you tonight. Have a good night.
Fair enough. Well I hope you find what you’re looking for and I wish you all the best.
I’ve enjoyed getting to know you, but I’m looking for something else long term.
I blow everyone off.
To be honest I’m really busy right now with work. I shouldn’t have tried to set anything up under those circumstances, my apologies for any inconvenience.
I’ve never seen you look so alive!
When you broke up with me, you did it so nicely. Can you give advice on how I should break up with my girlfriend?
You’re actually pretty funny.
This is why I left you, you’re too emotional.
I didn’t see us staying together in the long run.
I’d be totally down to see your face right now.
You know I thought about it one day but I’m so bad at reading girls sometimes. Lol. And now I would but I started dating someone. I will come visit though.
Caring about you is getting in the way of me being able to care about myself.
Are you trying to tell me that I objectified you, Becca?
Whatever….well I was gonna delete that and sent send.
I always get this way for a few months in the winter. I don’t talk to anyone.
This just isn’t working, you know
See you soon?
Your license plate is 007.
I was hoping that summer would mean I had more time to spend with you, but it’s actually been the opposite
I think you’re really fun, but we don’t have compatible interests.
You seem happy. You seem like Becca.
Hey men out there- did I miss any???!